What did we have to do again?
baby: m... m...
mom: mama?
baby: mama...
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man

poolnareff:

one and the same

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

brittbluebird14:

idonthavetimeforthat:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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She’s cheer cheerer and I’m on the sit sits

For every note this gets I’m running a mile.
-Nevermind! Please no.

pasteljustice:

megasumpex:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.

k-eke:

Dragon Ball Zu’

Legs over 9000 !!!